last night i told perez hilton i'm gay. i guess my career as an actor is officially over, unless i can somehow rise to fame as hollywood's little homo darling. that would work.yesterday evening at memphis's lit, a small and intimate post 4th-of-july gathering convened in the hottest midweek hollywood hang. after introducing myself as an actor, perez blunty (as he would) asked me if i'm gay. first of all, i don't hide it well; second of all, i said yes. he wryly rebuffed, "then you're not an actor." and, after coming out to hollywood's premier ouster, i guess he may be right.
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3 comments:
you own hollywood. we all know it.
Is this "Perez Hilton" related to Paris? If he is, then absolutely any word that escapes his lips must be discounted. (And even if he isn't, the rule stil applies.)
Way to go Patrick....now how are we supposed to mooch off you once you're famous if your career is already over before it started????
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