i HEART girlfriends

a few weeks ago, my hometown of fort collins opened its arms and welcomed me back into the fold for a week-long visit. replete with sitting around the house, going to starbucks, hitting the college bars, and eating at chain restaurants, my visit was a raging success.

one evening, i joined my beautiful friend kristina for a little night on the town. due unfortante circumstances regarding my non-secular college experience in pensacola, i decided we should hit the $2 night at tailgate tommy's. i arrived. i spent $2. i looked around. i realized that i was among a crowd of kids that were years younger. i became slightly depressed. "had i really resorted to $2 night at tailgate tommy's?" yes, patrick, you had. face the facts. you're old. you're all washed up. you missed out on your time.

there was only one thing that could make feel better. orange mocha frappuccino! no. no... that wasn't it. supermodel documentary hour! ah, yes. just right. and away we went.